Intro Piano does a F, G and C, Guitar x 2 b p b b b b E]----------------------------------------------------------------5---5-----| A]--------------------------------------------------------------5---5-------| D]--5---5/3--------3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5---5---5-3----3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5-------------| G]---------------------------------5---5------------------------------------| B]--------------------------------------------------------------------------| e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------| G Well, Mamma was exhausted after she had me. G Took two nurses to hold me an' one nurse to slap me. C Doctor turned Mamma an' he shook his head, G Wiped the sweat off his brow an' then he said: D "This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell. G "Ooh, brrr, Mamma: he's a double XL." b b E]--------------------------------------------------------------------------| A]--------------------------------------------------------------------------| D]--3-5-5-3-5-5-3-5---5---5-3-----------------------------------------------| G]------------------5---5---------------------------------------------------| B]--------------------------------------------------------------------------| e]--------------------------------------------------------------------------| F slide G By the second grade, I was five foot two; F slide G Fifth grade, I was wearin' a size 12 shoe. Bflat/slide G Eighth grade, I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall, F slide G An' the coaches had me playin' High School football. D Uncle Roy said: "Boy, you'll make the NFL: G "Ooh, brrr, son you're a double XL." C Double XL, double XL. G Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell. C Double XL, double XL. G hold I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held. F F F G Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL. Intro guitar part F slide G Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida; F slide G Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus' out in California: Bflat/slide C A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold. F slide G They want a real man with meat on his bones. D I'll yank their yankees, ring their southern bells: G They say: "Ooh, brrr, we love a double XL." C Double XL, double XL. G Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell. C Double XL, double XL. G hold I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held. F F F G Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL. Instrumental Break. not sure about the solo yet G G C G progression no guitar Well, double XL, double XL. G Don't call me on the 'phone, just ring my dinner bell. C Double XL, double XL. G hold I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held. F F F G Ooh, brrr, baby: I'm a double XL. G G Ab Ab A Bb B C Well if you have any doubts, come see for yourself, G hold Why all the girls love a double XL. F F F G Ooh, brrr, yeah: I'm a double XL. My first time to post on the net,